13 Going on 302004

Lucy:
Speaking of disasters, what is she doing here?

Jenna:
Who?

Lucy:
Sparkle's editor in chief, Trish Sackett. Twelve o'clock and headed our way.

Trish:
Hi, girls. Our J. Lo issue is selling like hotcakes. How's yours doing?

Lucy:
My God, Trish, are things so bad you had to come to our party to eat free food? Please, put some crab in your purse for later.

Trish:
You might want to keep some of that biting wit for your magazine. Or you could change the name to something more appropriate...like Poison or Pitiful. Whatever's more pathetic.

Jenna:
You know what? You are rude and mean and sloppy and frizzy. I don't like you at all.