Fletch1985

[Fletch is being framed for drug possession by two very large cops]

Fletch:
Aren't you gonna read me my rights?

Cop:
You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to have your face kicked in by me. You have the right to have your balls stomped on by him.

Fletch:
I think I'll waive my rights.

...

Chief Karlin:
[to the arresting officers] Why don't you two leave us alone?

Fletch:
Yeah, go down to the gym and pump each other.

...

Chief Karlin:
What's your name?

Fletch:
Fletch.

Chief Karlin:
What's your full name?

Fletch:
Fletch F. Fletch.

Chief Karlin:
What do you do for a living, Mr. Fletch?

Fletch:
I'm a shepherd.

Chief Karlin:
Why are you doing this, Mr. Fletch?

Fletch:
I like men. I like to be manhandled. I like you.