Easy Rider1969

Customer 1:
You know, I thought at first that bunch over there, their mothers had maybe been frightened by a bunch of gorillas, but now I think they were caught.

Customer 2:
I know one of them's Alley-oop - I think. From the beads on him.

Customer 4:
Well, one of them darned sure is not Oola.

Customer 1:
Look like a bunch of refugees from a gorilla love-in.

Customer 2:
A gorilla couldn't love that.

Customer 1:
Nor could a mother.

Customer 3:
I'd love to mate him up with one of those black wenches out there.

Customer 4:
Oh, now I don't know about that.

Customer 3:
Well, that's about as low as they come. I'll tell ya...Man, they're green.

Customer 4:
No, they're not green, they're white.

Customer 3:
White? Huh!

Customer 4:
Uh-huh.

Customer 3:
Man, you're color blind. I just gotta say that...

Customer 1:
I don't know. I thought most jails were built for humanity, and that won't quite qualify.

Customer 2:
I wonder where they got those wigs from.

Customer 1:
They probably grew 'em. It looks like they're standin' in fertilizer. Nothin' else would grow on 'em...

Customer 3:
I saw two of them one time. They were just kissin' away. Two males. Just think of it.