Ernest Goes to Camp1987

[Counselor Stennis is sitting in a lifeguard perch and is about to teach the boys a swimming lesson.]

Counselor Stennis:
Okay. Everybody to the line. All right, everybody in the water.

[Everyone jumps in the water except for Moustafa]

Some boys:
Hey! C'mon, Moose!

Counselor Stennis:
Moustafa, Moose, whatever they call you. NOW! So you're the only one who can't swim? Well, you're gonna learn the Stennis way.

Moustafa:
No! NO! I can't swim!

[Too late; Stennis picks up Moustafa and drops him into the water]

Moustafa:
[sinking fast] Help! Somebody help!

[Ernest saves Moustafa from drowning]

Moustafa:
Thanks, Ernest. I could obey you.

Ernest:
Glad to help out.

Counselor Stennis:
Well, meatheads, we're gonna try this again. This time it's to the end of the lake and back. Everybody in the water.

[The boys topple Stennis' lifeguard perch into the water]

Counselor Stennis:
[in severe agony] My leg! My leg!

Danny:
He’s learning to swim the Stennis way!

[The boys laugh at Stennis' expense]

Counselor Stennis:
My leg! Aah!