Dances with Wolves1990

Major Fambrough:
[reading orders] Lieutenant John J. Dunbar. [pauses, looks up] Lieutenant John J. Dunbar?

John Dunbar:
Yes, sir.

Major Fambrough:
Yes, sir. [pause] Indian fighter?

John Dunbar:
Excuse me?

Major Fambrough:
You're to be posted on the Frontier. The Frontier is Indian country. I deduced that you're an Indian fighter. I didn't rise to this position by being stupid.

John Dunbar:
No, sir.

Major Fambrough:
No sir. [pause] It says here that you've been decorated.

John Dunbar:
Yes, sir.

Major Fambrough:
And they've sent you here to be posted?

John Dunbar:
I'm here at my own request.

Major Fambrough:
Really? Why?

John Dunbar:
I've always wanted to see the frontier.

Major Fambrough:
See the frontier--

John Dunbar:
Yes, sir. Before it's gone.

Major Fambrough:
[taking a sheet of paper from the desk drawer, the sound of liquor bottles clinking as he does so] Such a smart lad, coming straight to me. [scribbling with a quill pen] Sir...Knight, I am sending you on a knight's errand. You will report to Captain Cargill, at the furthermost outpost of the realm, Fort Sedgewick. My personal seal [scribbling] will assure your safety [scribbling furiously] through many miles of wild and hostile country. [He folds the letter into an impossibly tiny square and hands it to Lt. Dunbar]

John Dunbar:
[taking the note] I was wondering--

Major Fambrough:
Yes?

John Dunbar:
How will I be getting there?

Major Fambrough:
You think I don't know?

John Dunbar:
No, sir, it's just that I don't know--

Major Fambrough:
Hold your tongue. [pause] I happen to be in a generous mood and I will grant you a boon. [gestures to the window] See that peasant out there? He calls himself Timmons. He is going to Fort Sedgwick this very afternoon. You may ride with him. He knows the way. That is all.

[Dunbar turns to leave. When he gets to the door, the Major calls to him]

Major Fambrough:
Sir Knight?

[Dunbar turns as the Major stands, a dark stain on the front of his trousers]

Major Fambrough:
I've just pissed my pants...and no one can do anything about it.