Deadpool2016

Wade:
Do you happen to know a Meghan "Orflowsky"- gettin' that right? "Orflasky"? "Orlovsy"? [Jeremy nods] Yeah? Good. 'Cause she knows you. Jeremy, I belong to a group of guys who take a dime to beat a fella down. And little Meghan, she's not made of money, but lucky for her, I got a soft spot.

Jeremy:
[nervously] I'm, uh–

Wade:
A stalker. [points his knife at Jeremy] Threats hurt, Jer, though not nearly as much as serrated steel. So keep away from Meghan. Cool?

Jeremy:
Yes– Yes, sir.

Wade:
Then we're done. [puts the knife away]

Jeremy:
Wait, we... we are?

Wade:
Yeah, totally done! [to Merchant, as they both start laughing] You should have seen your face!

Merchant:
I didn't know what to do. I was so scared!

Wade:
Soft spot, remember? [suddenly grabs Jeremy by the neck and throws him up against a wall] You even look in her general direction again, and you'll learn in the worst of ways that I have some hard spots, too. [pauses for a moment] That came out wrong. Or did it? [kisses Jeremy on the cheek as he whimpers]