Deadpool2016

Deadpool:
[on Negasonic Teenage Warhead's shaved head] Ripley, from Alien 3!

Negasonic Teenage Warhead:
F***, you're old.

Deadpool:
HA! Fake laugh, hiding real pain. Go get Silver Balls.

Negasonic Teenage Warhead:
You guys going for a bite? Early bird special?

Deadpool:
Oh, like there's something wrong with eating before sundown or saving money. No, you know that bad guy that you let go? He's got my girl. You're gonna help me get her back.

Colossus:
[from inside the X-Mansion] Wade, is that you?

Deadpool:
Yeah, it's me, Deadpool, and I got an offer that you can't refuse! I'm gonna wait out here, okay? Big house. It's funny that we only ever see two of you. It's almost like the studio couldn't afford another X-Man.

[Negasonic Teenage Warhead looks both annoyed and confused]