Despicable Me

Despicable Me2010

Director: Pierre Coffin
Stars: Steve Carell, Jason Segel, Russell Brand, Julie Andrews
Genre: Animation, Comedy, Family
Rating: PG
Runtime: 95 minutes

Despicable Me is a 2010 American computer-animated 3-D feature film from Universal Pictures and Illumination Entertainment that was released on July 9, 2010 in the United States. The film stars Steve Carell, Jason Segel, Russell Brand, Will Arnett, … more »



[Gru presents his moon heist plan to Mr. Perkins]

Gru:
So all I need is money from the bank to build a rocket, and then the moon is ours.

Mr. Perkins:
Wow! Well, very nice presentation. Um, I'd like to see this shrink ray.

Gru:
Absolutely! Will do! [softly] Soon as I have it.

Mr. Perkins:
You don't have it? And yet you have the audacity to ask the bank for money?!

Gru:
Apparently.

Mr. Perkins:
Do you have any idea on what this bank invested in you, Gru? With far too little of your plots actually turning a profit. How else can I put it? [holds up an apple] Let's say this apple is you. If we don't start getting our money back... [crushes the apple in his palm] Get the picture?

Gru:
[nervously] Mm-hmm.

Mr. Perkins:
Look, Gru, what I'm saying is that they're a lot of other villains out there. Younger than you. Hungrier than you. Younger than you. Like that young fella out there named Vector! He just stole a pyramid!

Gru:
[shocked, then] I got it, I got it. So, as far as getting money for the rocket?

Mr. Perkins:
Get the shrink ray. Then we'll talk.

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