Despicable Me2010

Vector:
Hey, Dad. You wanted to see me?

Mr. Perkins:
Yes, I did, Victor.

Vector:
I am not Victor anymore. Victor was my nerd name. Now I am Vector!

Mr. Perkins:
Sit down! [Vector immediately sits down.] Do you know where the shrink ray is?

Vector:
Duh! Back at my place.

Mr. Perkins:
Oh, is that right? Back at your place? Oh, that's cool. I guess Gru must just... [shows Vector the image on his laptop] have one that looks exactly like it!

Vector:
What the...? Those girls sold me cookies!

Mr. Perkins:
Do you have any idea how lucrative this moon heist could be?! I give you the opportunity of a lifetime and you just blow it!

Vector:
No, I haven't!

Mr. Perkins:
Oh, really?

Vector:
Just wait till Gru sees my newest invention: squid launcher! Oh yeah! [fires a squid into the lobby]

Man:
Aah! There's a squid on my face!

Vector:
Don't worry the Moon is as good as ours!