Diary of a Wimpy Kid

     

Diary of a Wimpy Kid2010

Director: Jeff Kinney
Stars: Zachary Gordon, Robert Capron, Rachael Harris, Steve Zahn
Genre: Comedy, Family
Rating: PG
Runtime: 94 minutes

Diary of a Wimpy Kid is a series of fiction books written by the American author and cartoonist Jeff Kinney. more »


Greg Heffley:
OK, first of all, let me get something straight, this is a journal, not a diary. Yeah, I know what it says on the cover, but when my mom went out to buy this thing, I specifically told her not to buy the thing that says "diary" on it. This just proves that Mom doesn't understand anything about kids my age.

Bully:
Sissy! [punches Greg]

Greg:
The only reason why I agreed to write in this thing, is because one day, when I'm rich and famous, I'll have better things to do than answer people's stupid questions all day long.

Reporter #1:
Gregory! Tell us about your childhood!

Reporter #2:
Were you always so smart and handsome?

Greg:
Here's my journal. Now shoo, shoo.

Susan Heffley:
That's our boy up there.

Frank Heffley:
Why did I ever say no to him?

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