Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules2011

[At Leisure Village Retirement Community, Frank madly pulls over in front of the entrance, leaving Greg and Rodrick there, where their grandfather comes to see them, mostly Greg.]

Greg:
[narrating] Things have never been worse. Our parents are super mad at us, so we have to spend the weekend at my Grandpa's boring retirement community, Holly Hills thinks I'm Fregley, and my relationship with Rodrick is at an all-time low. So, he's made it his mission to ruin my life. [As Greg, Rodrick and their grandfather walk towards his retirement hotel room, Rodrick kicks Greg from behind him, still sore about the punishment. Greg angrily turns towards Rodrick.] Quit it!

Rodrick:
[annoyed] Why don't you tell Mom? You're good at that.

Greg:
[narrating] Grandpa doesn't like TV. Instead, he prefers to watch the lobby on the security channel.

Rodrick:
I should be rehearsing right now.

Greg:
Please, Grandpa. Please, can we watch a real TV show now?

Grandpa:
TV is just a bunch of fakers. This is real life.