Dogma1999

Azrael:
Get me a... Holy Bartender.

Bartender:
Never heard of it.

Azrael:
Ahh, he doesn't know how to make a Holy Bartender. You do, don't you, Muse?

Serendipity:
Don't...

Azrael:
Ahh, anybody? No? [Jay and Silent Bob shake their heads] Well, I know how to make a Holy Bartender... [pulls out an Uzi, shoots the bartender repeatedly, then laughs hysterically] Get it?

Serendipity:
[restrained by the Stygian triplets who have suddenly appeared] Sweet Jesus, Azrael, why?

Rufus:
Come on, demon, I wanna see you try that sh*t on someone who's already dead!

Azrael:
Now, now, Apostle, you maintain that kind of an attitude and you and the barkeep won't be the only corpses in the room. The Christ b*tch will join you. [referring to Bethany]

Serendipity:
Are you really that stupid!? You do know what happens if those two jerks enter the church, don't you?

Azrael:
I'm actually counting on it! And the pawns are moving into place as we speak...

Jay:
[suddenly starts sniggering] Holy Bartender! I get it, that's a great one!