Dracula: Dead and Loving It1995

Jonathan Harker:
[having just been told to drive a stake into Lucy] Oh, this is horrid. Is there no other way?

Van Helsing:
Well, we could cut off her head, stuff her mouth with garlic, and tear off her ears.

Jonathan Harker:
...Give me the stake. No. No, I can't... you do it.

Van Helsing:
It must be done by one who loved her in life.

Jonathan Harker:
I only liked her!

Van Helsing:
Close enough!

[Jonathan is about to stake Lucy's heart]

Van Helsing:
One, two—WAIT! [Van Helsing slinks back behind a pillar] NOW!

[Jonathan drives a stake into Lucy's heart and is subsequently hit by many gallons of blood]

Jonathan Harker:
Oh... my... GOD! There's so much blood!

Van Helsing:
She just ate!

Jonathan Harker:
Ah! She-she's still moving!

Van Helsing:
Hit her again!

Jonathan Harker:
Oh no... I can't...

Van Helsing:
How much blood can she have left?

[Jonathan hits the stake again and is hit with even more blood than last time]

Van Helsing:
She's almost dead!

Jonathan Harker:
She's dead enough. Oh! This is - this is ghastly!

Van Helsing:
Yes, you're right. We should have put newspapers down!