Dumb and Dumber To2014

Lloyd:
Hey, when is this KEN thing, anyway?

Travis:
It actually starts today, but Penny doesn't give her speech until the night of May 2nd.

Harry:
So that gives us...How many days are in April?

Lloyd:
"Thirty days have September, all the rest I can't remember."

Harry:
Must be 31, because nothing rhymes with August.

Lloyd:
No, I think it's 32, Har. April's a leap month.

Harry:
31.

Lloyd:
32.

Harry:
31.

Lloyd:
32.

Harry and Lloyd:
[overlapping] 2, 2, 2! 31, 31, 1, 1, 1!

Travis:
30! There's 30!

Harry:
Thank you.

Travis:
You said 31.

Harry:
Yeah, but I was closer.