Dumbo1941

Ringmaster:
Ladies and gentlemen! We will now present----for your entertainment----the most stupendous, magnificent, super-colossal spectacle! On this tiny, little, insignificant ball, we will construct for you a pyramid---- [his shirt front rolls up to his chin, but he adjusts it] ----not of wood, not of stone, not of steel, blah blah blah blah....

Catty:
[quietly to the Matriarch] Hear him talk to think that he is going to do it.

Matriarch Elephant:
[nodding] That stuffed shirt.

Ringmaster:
....but a living, breathing pyramid of ponderous, pulsating.... [screams bloody murder] ....PULCHRITUDINOUS PACHYDERMS!!!! [his shirt front rolls up to his chin again, but he readjusts it, quiet and refined again] I give you the elephants.