I, Robot2004

Spooner:
Robots, you will not move! Confirm command!

NS-5s:
Command confirmed.

[Spooner draws his gun and steps forward]

Dr Calvin:
But... Detective, what are you doing?

Spooner:
Well as you said, they have all been programmed with the Three Laws, and that means we have one thousand robots that will not drive to protect themselves if it is in violation of a direct order from a human. And I bet one will. [aims his gun at the NS-5s one by one]

Dr Calvin:
Detective, put your gun down.

Spooner:
Why do you give them faces? Try to friendly them all up, make them look more human.

Dr Calvin These robots are not suspectible to intimidation.

Spooner:
Well, I guess if you did, then we wouldn't trust them.

Dr. Calvin:
These robots are USR property!

Spooner:
Not me. These things are just lights, and clockwork [shoots an NS-5]

Dr. Calvin:
Are you crazy?!

Spooner:
Let me ask you somethin', Doc. Does thinking you're the last sane man on the face of the Earth make you crazy? 'Cause if it does, maybe I am.