Is It College Yet?2002

Jane:
[about Tom] He said he looked up to you?

Daria:
Isn't that weird? Flattering, but weird.

Jane:
Well, I kind of take what you say seriously. That's why, after your constant haranguing and brow-beating, I went ahead and sent my portfolio to BFAC... and got in.

Daria:
[smiles] Jane Lane! What did you say?

Jane:
You. Me. College. Same town. Be ready to have your ass dragged to more parties.

Daria:
I knew you could do it. I knew it! [Jane takes a bow] Why the hell didn't you tell me?

Jane:
I just found out today. Besides, you know what a drama queen I am. So, what do you say? Make a pledge right now to go up there and get separate boyfriends? [pause] Thanks for talking me into applying.

Daria:
Thanks for helping me get through high school.

Jane:
Me at BFAC, you at Raft. You think it's true that things happen for a reason?

[pause]

Daria and Jane:
Naah!