It Takes Two1995

[Diane and Alyssa spot a horse-drawn carriage; Alyssa gets on]

Diane:
Oh, no. NOT another horse!

Alyssa:
Diane, come on!

Diane:
All right.

[she gets into the carriage]

Diane:
Where is the driver?

[she notices that the driver is at the hot dog stand, eating hot dogs]

Diane:
Oh! Hey, Buddy! Listen, you gotta take us to St. Bart's right away! It's an emergency!

Driver:
[mouthful] We're closed, Miss. I'm on my break!

[Diane turns to Alyssa, and c*cks her head, signaling her to get in the driver's seat and take the reins; Diane gets in the passenger seat and turns angrily to the driver]

Diane:
I wanna thank you for all your help, Bud!

Alyssa:
[whips the reins] HYAH!

[the horse runs off, pulling the carriage; Diane falls backwards into the seat; the driver notices and runs after his horse]

Driver:
[still mouthful] Hey. Hey, lady! Hey, that's...

[he spits]

Driver:
[screams clearly] THAT'S MY HORSE!!!!!