It Takes Two

It Takes Two1995

Director: Andy Tennant
Stars: Kirstie Alley, Steve Guttenberg, Mary-Kate Olsen, Ashley Olsen
Genre: Comedy, Family, Romance
Rating: PG
Runtime: 101 minutes

This first theatrical outing for the ubiquitous Olsen twins is their take on The Parent Trap meets The Prince and the Pauper. One plays a foster child under the care of a single social worker (Kirstie Alley) whose marital status prevents her from ad… more »



Clarice:
This is all YOUR fault!

[she is about to slap Amanda (posing as Alyssa) but is stopped by Vincenzo]

Vincenzo:
[furiously] Lady, if you touch that child, I'll POP you one, so help me God!

[Clarice storms off and sees the real Alyssa, then Amanda, and she does a double take]

Clarice:
Oh, my God! There's two of them! It's a conspiracy! [laughs and smiles] Well, at least I'll get to hit one of you.

[she reaches over to slap Alyssa, but Diane stops her]

Diane:
HEY! Back off, "Barbie". And by the way, you have a little, tiny bit of something right here on your teeth.

[she points to Clarice having lipstick on her teeth]

Clarice:
I have never been more humiliated in my LIFE!

[she heads out the door, when...]

Alyssa:
Wanna bet?

[she steps on the hem of Clarice's wedding gown, pulling her skirt down and exposing her underpants in front of the guests; they all laugh and take photographs]

Clarice:
Oh, my God! [shrieks] Daddy! [runs out in humiliation] Oh, my God!

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