Half Baked

Half Baked1998

Stars: Dave Chappelle, Guillermo Díaz, Jim Breuer, Harland Williams
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Rating: R
Runtime: 82 minutes

Cannabis comedy doesn't get more juvenile than this pro-pot goof about three stoners who come to the rescue of a fourth buddy when he's arrested for feeding a lethal dose of junk food to a diabetic police horse. Kenny (Harland Williams) is sent to j… more »



Thurgood:
I'm here today because I'm addicted..to marijuana.

Rehab patient:
You in here 'cuz of marijuana?! Man, this is some BULLSHIT!

Bob Saget/Cocaine addict:
Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke.

Rehab patient:
I seen him [do it]!

Bob Saget/Cocaine addict:
Now that's an addiction, man. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?

Thurgood:
No, I can't say I have.

Bob Saget/Cocaine addict:
I didn't think so.

Rehab patient:
Boo this man!

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