Hercules1997

Meg:
Look, it wasn't my fault, it was this wonder-boy Hercules!

[Hades freezes in shock; Pain and Panic look nervous]

Panic:
Hercules... oh... why does that name ring a bell?

Pain:
I dunno... maybe we owe him money?

Hades:
What... was that name... again?

Meg:
Hercules.

Hades:
[turns red with fury, then turns away, still red hot] OH!!!

Meg:
[continuing seemingly without noticing Hades] He comes on with this big 'innocent farmboy' routine, but I could see through that in a Peloponnesian minute.

Pain:
Wait a minute. Wasn't Hercules the name of that kid we were supposed to--?

(They both spot Hades reaching for them)

Both:
OH, MY GODS!

Pain:
Run for it!

Hades:
(grabs them) So you took care of him, huh?! Dead as a doornail. Weren't those your exact words?!

Pain:
This might be a different Hercules!

Panic:
Yeah, I mean Hercules is a... [Hades chokes him] very popular name nowadays!

Pain:
"Remember like a few years ago - every other boy was named Jason and the girls were all named Britney?!"

Hades:
I'm about to re-arrange the cosmos... and the one schlemiel... who can louse it up... is waltzing around... IN THE WOODS! [literally explodes with rage]'