Hitch2005

Max:
Spoken like a true cynic. Evan was here

Sara:
I'm not a cynic, I'm a realist!

Max:
Or a realist masquerading as a cynic who is secretly an optimist. What are you doing here? [to the room] What is she doing here?

Sara:
SHE works here, remember?!

Max:
No, she doesn't. Not for another four days. Go home.

Sara:
Well, this couldn't wait.

Max:
Of course it could... what are you doing? Go back to the beach, I don't want you here.

Sara:
No, really, you do.

Max:
You are becoming a sick workaholic lunatic.. and this is exactly the kind of nervous overwrought behavior that leads to...

Sara:
... Pictures of Sebby with a busty brunette.

Max:
... A very, very big raise.