Hitch2005

Sara:
Why don't you go hit a titty bar with your buddy, Vance?

Hitch:
...Wow, I don't believe this... That's your source?

Sara:
You buried yourself, Alex.

Hitch:
Then you weren't listening.

Sara:
I heard every word. You're a scam artist. You trick women into getting...

Hitch:
... Into getting out of their own way so great guys like Albert Brennaman have a fighting chance.

Speed Dating Host:
Ok...

Hitch:
No, no, I want -— [gestures at speed-dating scene] I want everybody to take a look at this right now! Because this — this right here — this is exactly why falling in love is so goddamn hard!

Speed Dating Host:
Sir, let's go. Now.

Hitch:
[while leaving] And Vance Munson is a pig! And I refused to work with him. You need to get your facts right. It's because of jerks like him that I even have a job! Had a job.

Sara:
[to Casey, scoffing] Can you believe that guy?

Casey:
[serious] Actually... I do.