Hoodwinked!2005

[Red is in a treehouse, reading a magazine; a woodpecker flies up]

Woodpecker:
Watchya readin', Red? [Sees the magazine cover] "Far Away Places"? Are you going somewhere far away?

Red:
No. The world is too dangerous for me! [Throws her arms up in exasperation, in the process throwing her magazine away. It lands spread-open on a passing car]

Driver:
[swerves and revs his engine] Aah! Can't see! Danger! Turn into the skid! [Cuts back to Red as we hear the sound of screeching tires, followed seconds later by a loud crash. Red gives a tense look to the camera] I'm okay! I'll walk it off! [Red relaxes]

Woodpecker:
You can't go away! Who's gonna ride the goody bike?

Red:
If I had wings like you, I'd fly all the way past that mountain [waves towards a snowcapped peak in the distance], and the next one and the next one.....but I can't. I'm just a kid.

Woodpecker:
I'm just a woodpecker. [Red hears the sound of glass being shattered and flinches] Uh-oh. [Red shimmies down the rope and runs over to Granny's store, nearby, and finds the front window shattered. She opens the door, picks up a rock on the floor, and finds the words "YOU'RE NEXT!" written on it]

Woodpecker:
[fluttering down and landing next to Red's feet] "You're next!"? What does it mean, "You're next!"? [Red hears a noise and sees the owner of the store next door tacking up a notice that reads "Out O' Business"]

Owner:
Ruined... [turns and trudges away, muttering to herself. Red looks back at the store safe]

Red:
It means someone wants our recipes....