Hoodwinked!2005

[Wolf has just finished following up a lead at a sandwich shop]

Wolf:
[on his tape recorder] No deserts. Waste of time.

[He hears singing, and sees Red riding her bike nearby]

Wolf:
[narrating] The little delivery girl in the red hood. Always on the go. More goodies passed through her hands than anybody else in the whole forest. She seemed happy. A little too happy. [As he watches through some bushes, he sees some hummingbirds carry Red and her bike across a stream] Whoa! Creepy! [retreats behind the bushes] [continues narrating] I was starting to have my suspicions. [He takes out his tape recorder and presses the record button] Question: who does she move the goodies for? Where do they come from? Where are they going? And why the hood? [As he scratches his chin and ponders, Twitchy falls from the sky and lands on a tree stump next to him, causing him to jump] Ah! Twitchy, you scared me.

Twitchy:
[speaking very quickly] Hey boss, I called the taped-I beeped you on your beeper. Did you get my beep?

Wolf:
Twitchy, you've gotta calm down.

Twitchy:
I got up early and I got the gear. I was watching the girl like you told me to, the girl in the red hood.

Wolf:
Yeah, the girl in the red hood. Did you see where she went?

Twitchy:
[pantomiming] She went past the porcupines and the red bird's tree and the guy with the long beard and now she's up the creek and she sings everywhere she goes! She's like lalalalalalalalalala-

Wolf:
Yeah, yeah, I'm way ahead of you. We've gotta find out who she's working for. You got the camera?

Twitchy:
Got the 220x and a photo-grab with auto-focus. Ooo, look at that - comes with a 500 mm lens. You want the color or black and white?

Wolf:
Doesn't matter.

Twitchy:
I brought a flash! [immediately takes a picture in the Wolf's face, briefly blinding him]

Wolf:
Will you put that away?! It's covert. No flash!

Twitchy:
[takes the flash off] Undercover, got it! Mm-hmm! Nobody sees, nobody knows! Click-click, heh heh! [grins]

Wolf:
[stares at Twitchy] You ever thought about decaffeinated coffee?

Twitchy:
Oh, I don't drink coffee!

[Wolf looks away, unconvinced]