Hotel Transylvania2012

Drac:
Deviled lizard fingers!? I asked for spleens-in-blankets!

Quasimodo:
You ugly fool! I told you! He doesn't like the lizard fingers!

Gargoyle Waiter:
But you said... [Quasimodo slams the plate on top of his head]

Jonathan:
[sees Skeleton Wife and approaches her] Whoa! Check that costume out! Wow, seriously, I just have to ask - how are you pulling this off? I mean, it looks so real, like I– [reaches his hand through her chest] I could just reach my hand through and... [Skeleton Wife shrieks and slaps him]

Skeleton Husband:
[appears; angrily to Johnny] What do you think you're doing?!

Johnny:
[frightened with realization] Uh-- She's... She's real! You're real!

Skeleton Husband:
Yeah, and I'll give you a real beating! Keep your hands outta my wife! [shoves Johnny and he bumps into Big Foot, then he looks up to see his face and starts shrieking]

Drac:
[hears Johnny screaming and turns to see he's not behind him anymore] Oh, no! [heads out to find him]

Johnny:
[realizes the monsters around him are real; hysterically] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!