Hotel Transylvania 22015

[After the Drac Pack returned to the hotel, Drac answers Mavis' video chat request]

Drac:
So, hey! When are you going to get here already? We've been waiting… [looks up and sees Mavis standing a few feet away, looking angry at him, much to his shock]

Mavis:
[sternly] Give me my son.

Drac:
We just went out for some avocados!

Dennis:
Mommy, I flew!

Mavis:
I saw. [angrily holds up her smartphone and plays a YouTube clip titled "Dracula Remix" with over 2,000,000 hits. The clip intercuts Dennis falling from the tower with rapid edits of Dracula arguing with Dana to a rhythm track]

Drac:
[on video] His mother's already nutsy cuckoo! Nutsy cuckoo! Ah-ooh! Eh-ah-ee-ee! Cuckoo! [As the music continues, he looks shocked, realizing he's busted. Blobby, oblivious, dances to the beat as the video continues.]

Dana:
[on video] Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh-oh-oh my devil. I have to follow protocol.

Drac:
[on video] That ain't happening! That ain't happening! His mother's already ah-kee-kee-a cuckoo! Ah-kee-ooh-ah-ee-ah cuckoo! [echoing]

[The video ends and Drac looks down in shame as Dennis and Mavis embrace.]

Mavis:
[to her dad, Drac] I was worried Dennis wasn't safe around other monsters. Now I don't even feel like he's safe around you.

Drac:
But I was just–

Mavis:
What was it you said? "Human, monster, unicorn." That it didn't matter?

Drac:
Well, I just know his life would–

Mavis:
We'll have his birthday party here on Wednesday, then we're moving.

Drac:
Please, Mavey, don't leave.

Mavis:
[sadly] Maybe you've let humans into your hotel, Dad, but I don't think you've let them into your heart. [takes Dennis inside the hotel, still worried he would be hurt; Johnny looks down sadly and follows her, leaving Drac]