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Met Sergeant:
Hello, Nicholas.

Nicholas Angel:
Hello, Sergeant.

Met Sergeant:
How's the hand?

Nicholas Angel:
Still a bit stiff.

Met Sergeant:
(sniffs deeply) It can get awfully hairy out there. I'm surprised you weren't snapped up sooner for a nice desk job, that's what I did.

Nicholas Angel:
I like to think of my office as out on the street.

Met Sergeant:
Indeed you do. Your arrest record is... (opens a page on his desk with his right hand, reads from it) 400% higher than any other officer (closes page), which is high time such...skills were put to better use. We're making you Sergeant.

Nicholas Angel:
(grinning slightly) I see.

Met Sergeant:
(quickly and quietly) In Sandford, Gloucestershire.

Nicholas Angel:
In where, sorry?

Met Sergeant:
In Sandford, Gloucestershire.

Nicholas Angel:
(taking the new information in) That's... in the country.

Met Sergeant:
Yes, lovely.

Nicholas Angel:
Isn't there a Sergeant's position here in London?

Met Sergeant:
(laughs briefly) No.

Nicholas Angel:
Can I remain here as a PC?

Met Sergeant:
(throws his hands up in the air) No.

Nicholas Angel:
(sternly) Do I have any choice in this?

Met Sergeant:
Neewww.

Nicholas Angel:
Sergeant, I kinda like it here.

Met Sergeant:
Well, you've always wanted a transfer to the country.

Nicholas Angel:
In twenty years or so, yes.

Met Sergeant:
Well done you.

Nicholas Angel:
(thinks briefly) Hang on, I don't remember telling you that.

Met Sergeant:
Yes, you did. (He leans over to his desk) You said (He c*cks his head to one side and opens a corner of a thick document on his desk; reading from the document, quickly and quietly) "I'd love to settle in the country sometime, Janine." (He closes his document and looks at Nicholas)

Nicholas Angel:
(Thinks carefully; sternly) I'd like to talk to the Inspector.

Met Sergeant:
(leans forward to his desk phone/intercom) You can speak to the Inspector, but I can assure you, he will tell you exactly the same thing as I have. (He picks up the desk phone handset with his left hand, throws it into his right hand, and uses his left hand to dial the Met Inspector's number)