Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties2006

[Dargis notices Liz in the tour group and takes an instant liking to her.]

Dargis:
Hello. Welcome to Carlyle Castle, my dear.

Liz:
Thank you. It's--it's beautiful.

Dargis:
[refers to her dress] Well, that makes two of you. Did I mention how much I abhor fox hunting, unless, of course, in self-defense.

Liz:
Bye.

[Liz tries to walk away, but Dargis walks up to her and puts his hand around her waist]

Dargis:
If I may... Uh, one question, uh...?

Liz:
Liz.

Dargis:
Ah, the same as our own dear queen. [offers her a drink] Cordial? One question, Liz?

[Garfield walks past sadly and overhears Dargis talking to Liz.]

Garfield:
Liz?

Dargis:
What would you say if I were to donate one of my priceless oil paintings to your conservancy?

Liz:
Um... Thank you?

Dargis:
Mm! But how would you say it?

[Garfield doesn't like seeing Dargis flirting with his owner's girlfriend.]

Garfield:
That royal sleaze is hitting on Liz.

Dargis:
Perhaps you would consider dining with me at the castle tonight?