Good Burger1997

Customer:
(motioning to Ed) Excuse me! Look, I ordered one Good Burger with nothing on it!

Ed:
That's what I gave you.

Customer:
No, you gave me a bun. Just a bun. Look there's no meat in here.

Ed:
But you said you wanted nothing on it.

Customer:
Yes, but I expected a meat patty!

Ed:
Dude, a meat patty is something. You said nothing. Fizz, is a meat patty something or nothing?

Fizz:
Uh, something?

Ed:
(raises arm in the air) I win!

Customer:
All right, that rips it! I am reporting your name to the manager!

Ed:
The manager already knows my name.

Customer:
Oh, I'll see you in Hell.

Ed:
Okay, see ya there!