Guarding Tess

Guarding Tess1994

Stars: Shirley MacLaine, Nicolas Cage, Austin Pendleton, Edward Albert
Genre: Comedy
Rating: PG-13
Runtime: 96 minutes

Nicolas Cage stars in this drama-comedy about a Secret Service agent unable to get out of his assignment watching over an exasperating former first lady (Shirley MacLaine). The two get along like oil and water, but when MacLaine's bored widow ends u… more »



Tess:
I have some exciting news for you. I have an inoperable brain tumor. [pause] I have bought you and your men a scud missile launcher. [pause] We are going to the opera in Columbus. Which of those do you think is true?

Doug:
When?

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