Ladder 492004

Lenny Richter:
Good confession now, son. "Bless me, Father."

Jack Morrison:
Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It's been, uh, seven years since my last confession.

Lenny Richter:
Seven years is a long time.

Jack Morrison:
Yes, Father.

Lenny Richter:
All right, where do we start? Theft, robbery, fraud, taxes?

Jack Morrison:
Well, you know...

Lenny Richter:
Taxes? Always taxes. How about sex? Impure thoughts?

Jack Morrison:
Uh, well, yes, quite a bit.

Lenny Richter:
Try to cut back. Are you married?

Jack Morrison:
No.

Lenny Richter:
Are you a virgin?

Jack Morrison:
[slight chuckle] No, Father.

Lenny Richter:
Oh, you think its funny to fornicate with loose women?

[snickering is heard behind the curtain]

Jack Morrison:
What? [laughs] Wait a minute.

Lenny Richter:
No, you wait a minute.

[they all laugh]