Last Action Hero1993

[At school, Danny Madigan is daydreaming of Arnold Schwarzenegger as Hamlet; he is confronting Claudius about the death of his father]

Hamlet:
[lights a cigar] Hey, Claudius....you killed my father. [picks Claudius up] Big mistake.

[He hurls him, screaming, through a window]

Narrator:
Something is rotten in the state of Denmark! And, Hamlet is taking out the trash!

[Hamlet is shown killing people with skulls and swords]

Old Man:
Stay thy hand, fair prince!

Hamlet:
Who said I'm fair? [produces a submachine gun and shoots him, plus several other soldiers]

Narrator:
No one is going to tell this sweet prince goodnight!

Hamlet:
To be, or not to be. [lights a cigar] Not to be.

[An explosion occurs behind him]