The Lego Movie2014

Emmet:
[8 and a half years later; we hear an alarm clock beep. Emmet Brickowski wakes up in his apartment and turns off his alarm. Emmet laughs, he gets out bed, and stretches and walks through to his living room] [Yawns] Ahhhhhh...Good morning, apartment, good morning, doorway, good morning, wall, good morning, ceiling, good morning, floor, ready to start the day! [he grabs a book from a shelf] [Singing] Dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee... Oh, here it is. [reading from the manual] The instructions to fit in, have everybody like you, and always be happy! Step one; Breathe. [deep breathing, inhaling and exhaling deeply] Okay, got that one down. Step two; Greet today’s smile and say: [He window opens, we see all the Lego citizens opening their window] GOOD MORNING, CITY! [back to Emmet continuing with the instructions from the manual] Step three; Exercise. Jumping Jacks, him them! [he start jumping on the spot] 1, 2, 3. I am so pumped up! [looking at the manual again] Step four; Shower. [Emmet gets in the shower and starts washing himself] And always be sure to keep the soap out of y-[he screams 'AAAHHH!!!' as the soap gets into his eyes, next we see Emmet standing in front of the bathroom mirror shaving] Shave your face, brush your teeth, comb your hair! Hmmmm. [he laughs to himself as he brushes his hair] Aha! Wear clothes. [we see Emmet walking out of his apartment naked until he realizes] Oops, almost forgot that one! [he turns back into his apartment and we see him quickly trying on different outfits] No, no, uh-huh, no! Not that wrong! [he finally wears his construction uniform] And that’s it, check! Step nine; Eat a complete breakfast with all the special people in your life! [we see him sitting in his living room eating his breakfast alone, he turns to his plant] Hey, Plantie, what do you want to do this morning, watch TV? Me too! [he turns on the TV showing President Business giving a presentation]

Lord Business:
Hi, I’m President Business, president of the octan corporation and the world, let’s all take extra care to follow the instructions [Lord Business whispering into microphone] or you’ll be put to sleep, and don’t forget taco tuesday’s coming next week, that’s the day every rule following citizen gets a free taco and my love, have a great day, everybody!

Emmet:
You have a great day too, President Business. Man, he’s such a cool guy. I always wanna hear mor- Wait, did he say PUT TO SLEEP? [suddenly Emmet gets distracted by the TV showing a promo of a sitcom]

TV Presenter:
Tonight on, Where Are My Pants?

Larry:
Honey, where are my paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaants? [he steps out showing that he’s not wearing any pants and we hear canned laughter]

Emmet:
[Emmet laughs 'TIAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA!!!' hard at this and falls of the couch] What was I just thinking? I don’t care.