The Lego Movie2014

[Business changes into his Lord Business outfit with his giant iron legs]

Octan Computer:
Activate helmet, light sequence, flame test, engage dramatic entrance.

[suddenly door opens. The Both Guards Screaming 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'. Lord Business enters his office in a cloud of smoke]

Lord Business:
Bad Cop.

Bad Cop:
[backing away from Lord Business as approaches him] Lord Business, I know the Special got away. B...

Lord Business:
Don't be so serious. Where's the other guy? [Bad Cop face turns to Good Cop chuckles 'Hehehehehey!'] Hey, buddy. I missed you.

Good Cop:
[sighs] Did you really?

Lord Business:
Have I ever shown you my relic collection?

Good Cop:
Nope, I don't think you have.

Lord Business:
Nobody knows where this stuff comes from. [he shows Good Cop a giant band-aid] This one is the cloak of band-aid, I hear it's super painful to take off! Do you want to try it on? [Good Cop groans, suddenly Bad Cop appears]

Bad Cop:
Nope, butt. Thank you.