The Lego Movie2014

[Emmet walks up to the platform and waves to everyone, Emmet clears throat, referring to the block stuck to his back]

Emmet:
Hello, I'm Emmet. [referring to the block stuck to his back] Oh, and this is the Piece of Resistance.

[the Master Builders cheer express their excitement. Unikitty giggles, Wyldstyle gasps]

Emmet:
Thank you. Well, eeeeehhhh. I know that I for one am very excited to work with you guys, to get into the Octan Tower, find the Kragle and put this thing on the thing, and I know it's going to be really hard, but... [suddenly he's interrupted by a large Master Builder known as Metalbeard crashes]

Metalbeard:
REALLY HARD?! [the audience gasps] Wiping your bum with a hook for a hand is really hard, this be impossible, the last time we tried to storm Lord Business's office we used every plan we could conceive, the result was a massacre too terrible to speak of!

Emmet:
Who are you?

Metalbeard:
The name be Metal Beard, and I'll tell you me tale of woe!

Vitruvius:
Oh, great. Here we go again. [Metal Beard recounts his failed attempt in trying to infiltrate Lord Business's office]

Metalbeard:
I arrived at the foot of the tower with me hearty Master Builder crew, only to find the Kragle was all the way up on the infinitieth floor guarded by a robot army. And security measures of every kind imaginable, lasers, sharks, laser sharks, overbearing assistants, and strange dangerous relics that entrap, snap and zap. And there be a mysterious room called "The Think Tank." I barely made it out of that room with just me head... [Metalbeard purrs as he falls and finally lands onto the ground] ...and organs! [Metalbeard purrs as he falls and finally lands onto the ground]

Emmet:
Okay.

Metalbeard:
I had to replace every part of my once strapping virile pirate body with this useless hunk of garbage ye see before ye.

[to Emmet] So if ye think it'd be a good idea to return to that foresaken place, Special, what idea have ye that be better than the ideas of-100-of our fallen Master Builder brothers?

Emmet:
Well, technically I'm not exactly a Master Builder y-

Metalbeard:
WHAT?! [the other Master Builders shout in outrage]

Emmet:
Please, everyone, everyone! please.

William Shakespeare:
[throws a pizza] Rubbish!

Emmet:
[addressing the Master Builders] Yes, it's true, I may not be a Master Builder, I may not have a lot of experience fighting or leading or coming up with plans, or having ideas in general, in fact, I'm not all that smart, and I'm not what you'd call a creative type, plus, generally unskilled, also, scared and cowardly, I know what, you're thinking? "He is the least qualified person in the world to lead us!" And, you are right!

Swamp Creature:
This is supposed to make us feel better?

Emmet:
What th-? No, there was about to be a but...

Gandalf:
You're a butt!

Dumbledore:
Yes.

[Outside Cloud Cuckoo Land, Metalbeard and a few knights and cowboys are leaving]

Metalbeard:
You all be on your own! I be leaving this lost cause! [Metalbeard jumps onto his ship and sails off Cuckoo Land, as it purrs]

Emmet:
Why are you leaving?!

Abraham Lincoln:
A house divided against itself would be better than this. [Lincoln jumps into his seat and it suddenly takes off like spaceship]

Emmet:
Abraham Lincoln, you bring your space chair right back here! Come on, guys! [nearly gets hit by an object] We can still do this! [another Master Builder throws a blue disc at him] Oh! Right?

Master Builder 1:
You're not even a bit special.

[Wyldstyle, Batman and Unikitty witness everything]

Batman:
[Batman whispering to Wyldstyle as they watch Emmet] Well, you were right about him being a ding-dong. [the Master Builders continue to throw things at Emmet]

Master Builder 2:
You're a huge disappointment!

[Emmet, sad and disappointed, turns and starts walking off]

Master Builder 3:
Get him out of here, I don't wanna look at him!

Emmet:
Well, at least it can't get any worse.