Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events2004

Count Olaf:
Ah! My dear... [looks at stick figures of the children with their names on his hands] Violet. Enchanté.

Violet:
Um... how do you do?

Olaf:
And this must be Klaus. [grabs at Klaus' face and looks at each side of it] Young Klaus. Your left side is the good one. [begins to mess with Klaus' bottom lip and then notices Sunny] And, uh...what is this?

Sunny:
[in baby talk, subtitled] I'm Sunny.

Olaf:
I'm sorry. I don't speak monkey! [mimicking a baby] Banana?

Sunny:
[grunts, subtitled] I'm not a monkey!

Violet:
Sunny's our little sister.

Olaf:
I must say you are a gloomy looking bunch. Why so glum?

Klaus:
Our parents just died.

Olaf:
Ah, yes, of course. How very, very awful. Wait! Let's do that one more time! Bring me the line again! Quickly, while it's still fresh in my mind.

Klaus:
[confused] Our parents just... died?

Olaf:
[overacting gasp] Mr. Poe... I shall raise these orphans as if they were actually wanted.