Lethal Weapon 21989

Consulate Envoy:
What can I do for you today?

Leo:
Okay, I have this problem, this very delicate matter. I have a friend of mine, wants to emigrate to South Africa.

Consulate Envoy:
Yes, of course. I can certainly help him do that.

Leo:
Oh sure. But I want you to talk him out of it.

Consulate Envoy:
Talk him out of it?

Leo:
Yeah.

Consulate Envoy:
Whatever for?

Leo:
W-well, you see, this is such a bad time for him to go to South Africa. I mean with all the trouble and everything, okay.

Consulate Envoy:
Look, why don’t you ask your friend to come back later in the week. We can sit down-

Leo:
No, he’s here. He’s here.

Consulate Envoy:
He’s here?

Leo:
Yeah, he’s here now.

Consulate Envoy:
Where?

Leo:
Alphonse! Alphonse?

[Murtaugh comes around the corner]

Murtaugh:
How you doing?

Consulate Envoy:
[dumbstruck] I think there must be some mistake.

Murtaugh:
Say what?

Consulate Envoy:
Sir, listen to your friend, here. He knows what he’s talking about. I don’t think you want to go to South Africa.

Murtaugh:
Why not?

Consulate Envoy:
B-Because you’re black.

Leo:
[to Murtaugh] You are. [to Envoy] He is.