Little Nicky2000

[Extended version]

Grandpa Lucifer:
  What's with all those f***ing "hoo-hoo" noises?

Satan:
  Everything's fine, Pop!

Grandpa Lucifer:
  "Everything's fine"? Who're you bullshitting? The last time you said everything was fine, the Renaissance happened!

Satan:
  Please, Pop! Go back to your room.

Grandpa Lucifer:
  Hey, can I take him with me?  [points to Stanley] Heh, I want to have sex with his head.

Satan:
  Sure, Pop, whatever you want. Tit-head, go with my father.

Stanley:
  This is gonna be a whole different lifestyle for me, isn't it?

Grandpa Lucifer:
  Oh, yeah? Maybe I'll just nibble here and there. Who knows, huh?

Stanley:
  Do what you got to do, Your Horniness.

Grandpa Lucifer:
  Okay. You know, Stanley-

Satan:
  Use a condom, Pop.