Little Nicky2000

Beefy:
  Your brothers are upsetting the balance between good and evil!

Nicky:
  Well, what can I do about it?

Beefy:
  You can't do jack sh*t unless you learn your evil powers. Go get a soda out of the fridge.

Nicky:
  But those are my roommate's sodas!

Beefy:
  [mockingly] "But those are my roommate's sodas!" Does that sound like a statement the son of the devil would make!?

Nicky:
  All right, take it easy!

Beefy:
  Nicky, you have the power to change the cola in that can into any other liquid: engine oil, bat's blood, moose piss. You just have to release the evil within!

Nicky:
  Release the evil?

Beefy:
  I'm just saying, there's wickedness in you. I can tell from your snores!

Nicky:
  Really?

Beefy:
  Release your evil!

Nicky:
  Release the evil.

Beefy:
  Come on, you can do it. [Nicky lifts Coke can with his mind] There it is. You got it in you.

Todd:
  What are you doing?!

Nicky:
  Hey!

Beefy:
  Oh! I—[leaps off couch, hops onto fire escape]

Todd:
  All right, I'm going to pretend I didn't see a dog on the couch, because my brain just can't process that right now. But were you about to drink one of my Cokes?!

Nicky:
  No. I was just looking at it. It's beautiful.

Todd:
  [opens can, takes sip] This Coke tastes like Pepsi.

Beefy:
  You changed a Coke into a Pepsi? That was your big transformation?!

Nicky:
  Come on man, give it up a little, I mean, it was pretty good for my first try.

Beefy:
  Do you even care that your brothers are killing your father?!

Nicky:
  Yes, I care! And he is not going to die! [flames appear in Nicky's eyes, then a loud explosion is heard]

Beefy:
  Atta boy.

Todd:
  [walks out of a hallway filled with smoke] I'm freaked out. My television just blew up.

Nicky:
  You're damn right it did! I mean, "Really?"