Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

     

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels1998

Stars: Jason Flemyng, Dexter Fletcher, Nick Moran, Jason Statham
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Rating: R
Runtime: 107 minutes

Cockney boys Tom, Soap, Eddie, and Bacon are in a bind; they owe seedy criminal and porn king "Hatchet" Harry a sizable amount of cash after Eddie loses half a million in a rigged game of poker. Hot on their tails is a thug named Big Chris who inten… more »


[At Samoan's Jo's]

Bacon:
What's that?

Barman:
It's a cocktail. You asked for a cocktail.

Bacon:
No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink! Wasn't expecting a f***ing rainforest. You could fall in love with an orangutan in there!

Barman:
You want a pint, go to the pub.

Bacon:
I thought this was a pub!

Barman:
It's a Samoan pub.

0.0 / 0 votes
538

Submitted by wikidude on November 05, 2019


Share your thoughts on this Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels's quote with the community:

0 Comments

    Translation

    Find a translation for this quote in other languages:

    Select another language:

    • - Select -
    • 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
    • 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
    • Español (Spanish)
    • Esperanto (Esperanto)
    • 日本語 (Japanese)
    • Português (Portuguese)
    • Deutsch (German)
    • العربية (Arabic)
    • Français (French)
    • Русский (Russian)
    • ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
    • 한국어 (Korean)
    • עברית (Hebrew)
    • Gaeilge (Irish)
    • Українська (Ukrainian)
    • اردو (Urdu)
    • Magyar (Hungarian)
    • मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
    • Indonesia (Indonesian)
    • Italiano (Italian)
    • தமிழ் (Tamil)
    • Türkçe (Turkish)
    • తెలుగు (Telugu)
    • ภาษาไทย (Thai)
    • Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
    • Čeština (Czech)
    • Polski (Polish)
    • Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
    • Românește (Romanian)
    • Nederlands (Dutch)
    • Ελληνικά (Greek)
    • Latinum (Latin)
    • Svenska (Swedish)
    • Dansk (Danish)
    • Suomi (Finnish)
    • فارسی (Persian)
    • ייִדיש (Yiddish)
    • հայերեն (Armenian)
    • Norsk (Norwegian)
    • English (English)

    Quote of the Day Today's Quote | Archive

    Would you like us to send you a FREE inspiring quote delivered to your inbox daily?

    Please enter your email address:

    Citation

    Use the citation below to add this movie quote to your bibliography:

    Style:MLAChicagoAPA

    "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels Quotes." Quotes.net. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 2 Nov. 2024. <https://www.quotes.net/mquote/1194459>.

    Powered by CITE.ME Cite.Me

    Know another quote from Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels?

    Don't let people miss on a great quote from the "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels" movie - add it here!

    Our favorite collection of

    Famous Movies

    »

    Browse Quotes.net

    #ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ 

    Quiz

    Are you a quotes master?

    »
    What TV series is this quote from: "I am the one who knocks."?
    A Game of Thrones
    B The Vampire Diaries
    C One Tree Hill
    D Breaking Bad