Love Actually2003

Billy Mack:
I realized that Christmas is the time to be with the people you love.

Joe:
Right.

Billy Mack:
And I realized that as dire chance and fateful cockup would have it, here I am, mid 50s, and without knowing it I've gone and spent most of my adult life with a chubby employee. And much as it grieves me to say it, it might be that the people I love is, in fact... you.

[pause]

Joe:
Well, this is a surprise.

Billy Mack:
Yeah...

Joe:
Ten minutes at Elton John's and you're as gay as a maypole.

Billy Mack:
I left Elton's, where there were a hefty number of half-naked chicks with their mouths open, in order to hang out with you, at Christmas.

Joe:
Well, Bill...

Billy Mack:
It's a terrible, terrible mistake, Chubs, but you turn out to be the f***ing love of my life. And to be honest, despite all my complaining, we have had a wonderful life.