Lucas1986

Bruno:
Leukoplakia! They actually found a jock strap to fit you? Somebody should stop by home ec. tomorrow to pick up a thimble. Or maybe a thimble is too big. How about a contact lens and a band aid?

Lucas:
Are you referring to the size of my penis?

Bruno:
Yeah, I am.

Lucas:
With a flaccid penis, it's the number of folds that count. Besides, I'm not semi-erect like some of you guys here.

Bruno:
What did you say?

Lucas:
A University of Chicago study. You can tell the fags in a warm shower by who's got the longest dong. Hey, yours seems to be growing even now.

Bruno:
The hell it is!

Lucas:
It IS, look!