Kelly's Heroes1970

Big Joe:
If I hear any more threats against Captain Maitland's life, if I hear any more wild talk about going down to headquarters and killing the General or raping the nurses at the field hospital, I'm going to strangle the guy with my bare hands, you understand that? Now all good things come to those who wait! We're gonna have a lot of fun here, aren't we, Cowboy?

Cowboy:
You can bet your boots on that, pardner.

Big Joe:
Sergeant! Pardner...

Cowboy:
Right, Sarge.

Big Joe:
Awright...

Private Willard:
Joe?

Big Joe:
Yeah?

Private Willard:
I think I got the crabs.

Big Joe:
[slight pause] We're going to boil our laundry. We're going to set up a little shower area so we can wash our cute little bodies. Right, Barbara?

Babra:
Babra, Joe-

Big Joe:
SHADDUP!... Shave. A little wine, women and song, a little chichita for you, Petruco, okay? It's gonna take a little time to get organized but I want that farmhouse to look like a nightclub. Little Joe! I want you to set up a bar.

Little Joe:
We ain't got no booze.

Big Joe:
[mockingly] "We ain't got no booze"... well, we're gonna get some booze. Now, I'm gonna go down to Battalion, see if I can lay my hands on some dirty movies and when I come back, I want that farmhouse not only clean but completely decorated, do you understand that? All right, Corporal, fall them out; let's get moving.