Kung Fu Panda 32016

[At the Jade Palace, an arrow with a scroll flies towards the courtyard, but is caught in midair by Monkey; a number of other arrows surround Shifu as he reads another scroll]

Monkey:
It's from the Eastern Province! [hands Shifu the arrow]

Shifu:
Master Lizard, Master Ox, Master Eagle... all of them. [snaps the arrow in half] In every village from the sea to here, every Master in China has vanished.

Monkey:
Maybe they are all at a party?

Viper:
Monkey!

Monkey:
I didn't get invited either.

Shifu:
Kai has taken their chi. We are all that stand between him and the knowledge Oogway left in our care. [to Tigress] The villagers, evacuated?

Tigress:
Done, Master.

Shifu:
Crane, Mantis?

Tigress:
Still nothing.

Viper:
[gasps] Wait, it's them! [Crane and Mantis fly in...but on closer look, they're both jade zombies]

Shifu:
[horrified] No! [the jade Crane and Mantis land in front of Shifu and the others - as a large figure emerges in the mist, blades whirling in his hands] Kai!

Kai:
[looks at the giant statue of Master Oogway] Nice. Very tacky.

Shifu:
How dare you set foot on these grounds?!

Kai:
[sneering] Look at you pathetic fools, groveling at the feet of Oogway the Magnificent.

Tigress:
You are not fit to speak his name!

Kai:
I am not fit, little kitten? [Tigress growls and tries to lunge at Kai but Shifu holds her back] I fought by his side. I loved him like a brother... and he betrayed me. [calmly] Well, now I will destroy... [shouting] ...Everything he has created!

Shifu:
Go! [All friends fighting attack at Kai]

Tigress:
How that for a little kitten?