Joe Dirt2001

Joe Dirt:
Well, I see you got those snakes and sparklers. But where's the good stuff man?

Kicking Wing:
Good stuff? This is the good stuff, snakes and sparklers.

Joe Dirt:
Are you nuts, dude? You need stuff that'll explode. Go boom!

Kicking Wing:
Why is that good?

Joe Dirt:
Well, duh, might as, might as well ask why is a tree good? Why is the sunset good? Why are b*obs good? Man, firecrackers, ya stick 'em in mailboxes, you drop 'em in toilets, shove 'em up bullfrogs asses.

Kicking Wing:
I would never do that, because one day I'm going to open an animal hospital.

Joe Dirt:
There you go. Someone shoves an M-80 up a bullfrog's butt, blows him to pieces...he comes back to you to fix it. You win twice, brother. It's good biz.