Johnny Dangerously1984

Warden:
Your turn, Johnny. The priest you've requested has arrived.

Priest:
Are you ready my son?

Johnny:
I'm ready if you are, Father.

Priest:
Dominus nabiscum, Nabisco. Esperitu sanctum. Dey gas da bus.

Prisoner:
So long, Johnny.

Prisoners begin handing Johnny pieces of a Tommy gun as he and the priest make their way down the row. He assembles it as they walk.

Johnny:
You bet.

Priest:
Me gas da bus. You gas da bus. We missed the bus. They missed the bus.

Prisoner:
Be brave, huh, Johnny?

Priest:
When's the next bus?

Johnny:
Always, Nails.

Priest:
Summa cum laude. Magna cum laude. The radio's too loudy. Adeste fidelis.

Prisoner:
Good luck, Johnny.

Johnny continues to assemble the gun.

Priest:
Semper fidelis. Hi fidelis.

Johnny:
Why didn't I take shop?

Priest:
Post meridian. Ante-meridian. Uncle Meridian. All the little meridians.

Prisoner:
Bye bye, Johnny.

Johnny:
Bye, Rock.

Priest:
The Magna Carta. Master charga.

Prisoner:
Spit in his eye, Johnny.

Johnny:
You bet, Rabbi.

Priest:
Dum procellas. Lotsa Vitalis.

Johnny receives the last piece of the gun.

Warden:
Do you have any last words, Johnny?

Johnny aims the now-completed gun at the warden and c*cks it.

Warden:
Well said!