O Brother, Where Art Thou?2000

Pete:
The preacher said he absolved us.

Everett:
For him. Not for the law. I'm surprised at you Pete. I gave you credit for more brains than Delmar.

Delmar:
But there was witnesses that seen us redeemed.

Everett:
That's not the issue Delmar. Even if it did put you square with the Lord, the state of Mississippi's a little more hardnosed.

Delmar:
You should'a joined us Everett. It couldn't have hurt none.

Pete:
Hell, at least it would'a washed away the stink of that pomade.

Everett:
Join you two ignorant fools in a ridiculous superstition... Thank ya anyway. And I like the smell of my hair treatment. The pleasin' odor's half the point. [laughs] Baptism. You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers. Well, I guess you're just my cross to bear.