National Lampoon's Vacation1983
Stars: Chevy Chase, Beverly D'Angelo, Imogene Coca, Anthony Michael Hall, Randy Quaid
Genre: Adventure, Comedy, Romance
Rating: R (Restricted)
Runtime: 98 minutes
Clark:
Okay. What do I owe you?
Assistant Mechanic:
Never heard of no one so sh*t-all stupid as you drivin' off that road. You musta got manure for your brains.
Clark:
Yeah, well, I'm from out of town. What's the bill?
[Mechanic and assistant snicker to each other]
Clark:
Come on, come on, come on. How much?
Mechanic:
How much you got?
Clark:
No, no, I'm asking how much the repairs are.
Mechanic:
[threateningly] And I'm asking you how much you got.
Clark:
You're out of your mind. Look, I don't have time to play around, okay? So how much is it?
Mechanic:
[picks up a heavy wrench] All of it, boy.
Clark:
What does your sheriff think of your business practices?
[Mechanic and assistant laugh; mechanic flashes a sheriff's badge]
Submitted by wikidude on November 05, 2019
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