A Night at the Opera1935

Henderson:
Who are you talking to?

Driftwood:
I was talking to myself, and there's nothing you can do about it, I've had three of the best doctors in the East.

Henderson:
Well, I certainly heard somebody say something.

Driftwood:
Oh, it's sheer folly on your part.

Henderson:
What's this?

Driftwood:
Why, that's a fire escape. And, uh, that's a table, and this is a room, and there's the door leading out, and I wish you'd use it, I... I vant to be alone!

Henderson:
You'll be alone when I throw you in jail.

Driftwood:
Isn't there a song like that, Henderson...?

Henderson:
What became of that fourth bed?

Driftwood:
What are you referring to, Colonel?

Henderson:
The last time I was in this room, there were four beds here!

Driftwood:
Please! I'm not interested in your private life, Henderson.

Henderson:
Oh-h-h. [He barges into the living room] Say! What's that bed doing here?

Driftwood:
I don't see it doing anything.

Henderson:
There's something funny goin' on around here, but I'll get to the bottom of it. [going back to the bedroom] Hey, you!

Driftwood:
Coming!

Henderson:
Am I crazy, or are there only two beds here?

Driftwood:
Now, which question do you want me to answer first, Henderson?